Thursday, April 8, 2010

Walking into Spiderwebs

She was in the driveway, rushing to her car, cause she was late to work. She moved fairly quickly in her five inch heels. On her way to the car, she walked right into a spiderweb, the kind of spiderwebs that one would admire and ponder on the fact that it was so beautiful but gross at the same time. She stopped. She gave herself two minutes to clean herself up.
"HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO MY SPIDERWEB!" the black widow, screamed with a tiny voice.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I did not notice it was there," She explained. "I won't do it again. I promise."
"It took me all night to do!," she replied with anger.
"If it helps, I'm late to work today, and I'll probably get fired," she said, still cleaning herself up.
"Well, life sucks," the spider said. "I hope you get fired."
"Sorry," she whispered.
The spider got busy with her new spiderweb, as she left for work.

2 comments:

  1. Hey everyone!

    Just a reminder... Mike said to make sure you remember to meet at Penn Station at noon on Wednesday.

    Have a great time!

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  2. haha, this is such a random post, it made me laugh.

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