Random thoughts

These are minimal thoughts that popped up in my mind.. Enjoy!



If you are going to kidnapped me
Can I at least bring my cell phone
and my knife?

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When you left my smile was right side up
When you came back my smile was upside down

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Little Boy: Want to do a quickie?
Little Girl: What is a quickie?
Little Boy: I don't know but my dad always ask my mom that.

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If it were up to me I would color the sea purple, I would color the land pink, and I would color the sky black

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In the tube the lipstick looks like it has a orange color
On my lips the lipstick looks like it has a brown color
On your lips the lipstick looks like it has a red color
What would make it turn green?

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The only reason I have a job
is because you can stay out of jail
so dont fuck with me

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When I died
I dont want to go to heaven
Definately not hell
I want to be a ghost
So I can haunt you
Wherever you go

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They say you are what you eat
I eat candy everyday
Will I turn into candy?
and then I can eat myself?