Wednesday, April 21, 2010

My advice to you

Get into your car
Drive pass the speed limit
and crash into a wall

Find a rope and a chair
Tie the rope to a linger pole above you and around your neck
Get on the chair and then jump off

Take your delicate head
Smash your head against the wall
Until you bleed

Find the nearest drug store
and look for the expensive sleeping pills
and drink the whole bottle

Go to your kitchen
Grab the sharpest knife you can find
and stab yourself

Go to daddy's gun cabinet
Grab his favorite one
Put it in your mouth and pull the trigger

This is only some of my suggestions to you

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